This happened just a few days ago and I was walking in the woods as usual, but this time I got lost. I wandered the woods for almost an hour before I came across something that will leave a scar in my mind that would never go away. I found a dead body and I puked on it by accident. The smell was so dreadful and the sight was shocking because I saw her buttocks because she was naked and her left butt cheek was bitten off. Anyways I found a phone next to her and it was the new Samsung Galaxy s6 edge. I was dancing relentlessly becuz I was so pumped and riddled with energy. I picked up the phone and I continued walking though the woods, finally finding my way out.
When I finally got home, I searched throu the phone and came across this creepy text conversation between the dead girl, who's name I discovered was Alexis and her friend who's name was Ryan. I typed the text into my computer to share it with all of yinz.
Ryan: Hey!
Alexis: Hey...wats up?
Ryan: nothing...just painting my nails. I'm bored hbu?
Alexis: bored too, watching the news
Ryan: I love that show!
Ryan: u still coming over?
Alexis: yeah!
Ryan: What time?
Alexis: I'm gonna wait till it gets darker so that nobody can see me when I'm walking the streets.
Ryan: That's smart.
Alexis: omg! There's a cereal killer on the loose!
Ryan: omg I love cereal!
Alexis: no dumbass. I meant serial!
Alexis: What if he gets me...I'm so scared becuz I'm alone.
Ryan: omg! Alexis!
Alexis: What?
Ryan: no!
Alexis: Calm down that bastard can't get in here
Alexis: He's behind me, isn't he?
Ryan: run!
Alexis: I was running but I had to stop cuz it's hard to text and run from serial killers at the same time.
Ryan: your so smart
Alexis: omg! Ryan!
Ryan: What!
Alexis: HE HAS FACE!
Ryan: omg! theres no way!
Alexis: I'm gonna run outside in the dark and scream and hope he doesnt stab me unexpectedly!
Ryan: omg! Hurry!
Alexis: omg I fell when he was chasing me.
Alexis: he stabbed me...I think I'm dying.
Ryan: omfg no!
Ryan: I broke a damn nail!
Alexis: He's dragging me through the woods...I think I should call 911 now.
Ryan: I can't belive I just broke a nail
Alexis: omg I forgot the number!
Ryan: seriously...like there's more important things to worry about. I just broke a damn nail.
Alexis: nvm the serial killer gave me the number.
Ryan: I'm so pissed right now. I'm gonna go get my nail fixed. Good luck with the cereal killer!
Alexis: thanks!
Unfortonatly that was the last text she sent. Sorry if my grammar is bad, I'm texting via my new Galaxy s6 edge(I give it a 7/10, in case you were wondering how it is.) The police are all over the streets looking for the cereal killer but I'm proud to admit that I can not never ever be once found.